A few guys have asked me to write something about massage parlor etiquette. While there are no absolute "rules," there are a few pointers I can give you.
When you come into a massage parlor, please don't ask upfront about explicit sexual acts. Because of legal difficulties, massage parlor management doesn't like you to discuss such things openly, but rather in the privacy of a small room with your individual massage provider, if at all. (More on that later below)..
When the girls line up for you to choose one, it is okay to give compliments, smile, engage in small talk, but negative comments about an individual girl's appearance, body type, or personality are not appropriate. Remember, individual tastes differ and the woman you think of as too fat may be another guy's ideal pleasantly plump big beautiful woman (BBW). When you choose a massage provider, if you must say anything to the other girls, try just saying something like sorry, maybe next time.
When the woman you choose suggests you take a brief shower, please accept. Good hygiene is important and enhances the experience for both of you. And a lot of massage providers may actually volunteer to join you in the shower, which can be heavenly.
In any event, when you get to the room and are told to lie down and get comfortable, That means take your clothes off. Don't be shy. Law enforcement agents trying to set a girl up for arrest may often refuse to get naked before making an arrest, and sometimes this is because they are wearing recording equipment. That is also why some massage providers are reluctant to discuss requests for various sexual acts before your clothes come off, or at all. Believe me, the girls know what you are there for. You can point, or direct her hands or mouth etc. where you want, and we'll all quickly get the idea.
Don't e offended if we ask you to wear a condom for certain acts. That's for our safety and health, and for yours. Some of us may do certain things without a condom, however. Me personally, I never require a condom for a handjob or a blowjob. I love taking a big hard cock in my mouth and swallowing every drop of your creamy cum!
Have fun!
--Karen
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